OK, so by now, you are probably wondering, what is the secret about this Launch character? Are you ready? Are you ready for the truth? Can you handle the truth? Drum roll, please....
The truth is...LAUNCH is the launching of four services at NORTHchurch, the greatest church in the history of all things rad. That's right...I, Launch, hold the secret and now reveal it to you: Four services will start in January! Same great time, same great channel on Sundays, but you'll have a chance to attend Saturday night services too.

If that isn't the best thing since mac and cheese mixed with beenie weenies, I don't know what is.

Have you ever taken a wrong turn on a road or highway that takes you WAY out of your way.

Mike Has. Mike knows all about wrong turns. Mike owns about 15,000 "previously owned" cars that he fixes into pieces of art. Last night, the two of us decided to take one of these "masterpieces" (a 1987 Fort Taurus) out on the town for our favorites burger place.

To make a long story short, he took a wrong turn and we ended up accidentally driving 21 miles our of our way on the turnpike. Yes, these things to happen in real life. Once we finally turned around to head the right direction, the car put-putted to a stop. The old klunker needed oil.

"Mike, dude, don't you carry oil around with you?" I asked.

"Uhhhh..." was his response. That meant no.

Fortunately for us, a nice old dude drove by in his pickup, stopped to ask us what was wrong, and generously gave us some oil. And then he told us about the best dinner to eat in town, so we ended the night with some good ol' chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes and gravy. The wrong turn turned out to be all right in the end.